Fat Rock Brewing Company Testimonials

Fat Rock Testimonials

"I survived this horrible accident only because I was

French Fryin' by the seat of my pants off of Fat Rock

brew! Thanks for helping me to be a survivor!"

-Ed Chasincoon

"Yo .... yo fams .... wazzzzzzup! We be trying to revitilizationing

our careers by endorsing and sippin' on the Fat Rock! If you ain't

down ... then you ain't gunna be around .... peace .... out ....

representin' ol' fat sloppy has-beens of the hip-hop phenomina!"

- Fat Boys

"After I woke up from my coma, they told me I had been sipping

on Fat Rock Brew while dancing naked with only a tu-tu

around my waist. If it wasn't for Fat Rock, I wouldn't have

met the love of my life! Do you believe in life after Fat Rock?

I do...."

- Ricky Ratsass

"I have been drinking Fat Rock beverages for decades!

I was very surprised to find out that the company has only

been in business for seven years! That means I have been

living a lie and people have been paying me to say these

things!"

- Mildred Buttersnaps

"The Fat Rock people are great devils! They poisoned

our leader with their beer after convincing him that the

United States would bring a chain of Chuckee Cheeses

to our poor, impoverished nation. Now our people

know what they really want ... to put the 'fun' in funeral."

- Dagmhar Muhammad Ali

"Dagmhar and his people have suffered a great loss

due to these evil, devilish, infidels at Fat Rock. I will

use my index finger to ploy into their alcoholic anuses

and resurrect the Afghan Anti-American Brewing

Company!"

- Osama Bin Laden

"This stupid f*** drank Fat Rock and I'm trying to

find a place to bury his uninsured ass!"

- Jerry Cartcia