Controversial brewery unveils possible future product
By Brenda Chantolanza
Staff Reporter "Virginia Gazette"
WILLIAMSBURG (November 3, 2004) – The spokesman for Fat Rock Brewing Company,
Paul Michael Voigt, unveiled the advertisement promotion for an upcoming brew to
a select group of reporters today. "Cream of Wheat Ale" appears to
have a unique mixture of ingredients so absurd as it gained the attention of the
FDA. "Those fools have to be crazy" exclaimed Jack Moynehan, FDA
inspector. "If they think that they can just put any bodily fluid they wish
into their beverages and market it for public consumption, they have another
thought coming" he continued. Paul Michael Voigt answered many of the
health-related questions with flowery obscenities and inappropriate sign
language. The anticipated label for the brew was shown, to the gasps and
disbelief of the small audience. "You will not be able to put those bottles
on store shelves with that type of obscene label" exclaimed Sarah Barlow of
the Daily Press. "Oh yeah ... well why don't I put you on my shelf ....
baby" responded Mr. Voigt. This should prove to be an interesting story to
follow in the future.
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